Entries I'm Too Lazy To Move to my Archives:

september 14: if you had the fortune (or MISfortune) of driving in a car with me between the years of 1998-2001, surely this song will be a happy kick in the ass for you! (or maybe not, i found this cd digging through looking for appropriate gym songs) CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED! (note: this is not an entry, but i have no idea how to post songs on livejournal and I don't care enough to figure it out)

august 27: i have been writing this journal longer than you've been writing yours. OK, there are notable exceptions, cut me some slack.

august 10: no, i'm NOT dead! i'm not! (note: i have tons more advice, but since i'm just freshly back, i'm going to hold onto it like a precious nugget of pure crack!)

june 10: if i did nothing but drink and take pretentious photographs of myself to post on the internet and didn't seem to have a job, and yet always seemed to have money to spend on hideous shoes and new tank tops, i would be in love with myself, too. except that i would at least have the self-awareness that the rest of the world saw me as a vapid twat.

june 4: advice, take three: just because you can fit into it does not mean you should wear it, particularly when "it" refers to short shorts and a tank top with no built in support for the girls. additionally, if you're too big for a demicup, which you are, you're too big for a built in bra. lastly, a full slip is not a dress, a camisole is not a blouse. i will keep with the advice until it is heeded. which will be half past never, apparently.

may 17: more free advice: sometimes shitty things happen to people because they're clueless shitheads. and when shitty things happen to clueless shitheads, it is my god given right to laugh my tubby ass off about it.

april 19: and everything is the same

april 10: nothing is new.

april 3: a note.

march30a: the end.

march 30: the words i never wanted to write.

march 22: free advice: if you have giant,floppy cans, don't wear a front closing bra, no matter how awesome you think you are. also, rethink demi-bras.

march 6: what up, march?

february 26: not much, really.

february 23: more clues to the song.

february 22: i've got your rss feed right here. and by right here, i mean that i'm still not entirely positive what an rss feed is or why i might want one.

february 6: i've been...um...dancing on the ceiling?

january 4: oh la la, you smell like Brut!

december 30: happy new year, guys.

december 23: it's a world gone mad.

december 21: i've got good cheer IN MY MOUTH.

december 19: am i crazy? seriously, people tried to figure it out today.

december 2: nicole and dana make lists.

november 28: shopping makes me crazy.

november 26: I'm sure I should be sleeping.

november 23: happy thanksgiving.

november 21: a real entry will be soon, maybe even tonight!

november 14: every little thing she does is magic! everything she do just turn me on!

november 13: i don't wanna eat, i just wanna keep on loving you.

november 12: hello, saturday. zzzzz.

november 10: touchy feely stuff. well, a little.

november 8: an unfunny, uninteresting story!

november 5: it's either feast or famine with my writing.

november 4: none of you read on riday nights because you all have lives

november 2: no, seriously. it's an update

august 30: when going to the doctor is bad.

august 23: meme magic! i can't imagine how you could all possibly care LESS.

august 17: can comedic lightning strike TWICE?

august 1: your silence is golden. seriously.

Juneish something: some stuff about right now and whatever etc.

endofmay? june?: i saw a bird chase a squirrel today. hah HAH!

5/2something: please send email and amuse me.

5/18: some odds, some ends.

5/16: i'm alive! FOR NOW.

4/21: this was funny to me when i wrote it a month ago

12/27: the one where i send my grandmother off to BE TORTURED!

12/16: are you there readers, it's me dana

11/23: did i ever hey please did you wound my knees

11/17: want you to know i'm a rainbow too

11/10: the one where i'm still too dumb for words.

ugh.
11/5
the end! (of the questions, that is)
10/29
look ma! more questions!
10/28

it's ugly, but it's updating!!
(10/27) 
 
because i don't know what i'm doing
(10/26) 

help a dana out
(10/26)

back.
10/20

referrals?
(9/24)

NIGHTSWIMMING
9/23
things right now
9/17
more talking about jeff s.
9/13
above all else
9/8
looky where i've been
9/7
the poncho story.
8/20
family crap
8/18
the one where i get yet ANOTHER new car
8/12
rednecks and mumblers, oh my!
8/8
the one where dana and nicole take a knitting class
and offend the knitting ladies.
7/27
sometimes even i pray.  i know, i know.
7/14
i make fun of rich people
7/12
nicole is all up in arms about my madonna review,
so she rebutts. rebuts, maybe?
7/9
this is what i thought of the madonna show
7/8
driving in ct
7/6
hah hah, you all are lame if you don't think
this shit is as funny as hell.
6/23
SO FUNNY.
6/22
all photos!
6/18
 
 
 
 

A Few Other Things!
 

an out of date bio.
my mailing list. i promise wacky good times for all!!
my flickr site, with like 8 photographs to ooh and ahh over!!!
my archives!
i read other people and visit non journal sites!  here they are!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I've been writing this page for approximately 170 years (by the internet calender) and people way less smart than you
have taken my stuff and tried to pass it off as their own.  Do you REALLY want my life?
REALLY?  No, I didn't think so.  As such, everything here is copyright 1999-2004, by me, Dana.
I will throw a world of pain down on your ass, people.  Seriously.